Funny Introvert T-Shirt
White / S
$27.99
Sale price
$27.99
Regular price
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Corporate Boundaries Meet Heavy-Metal Streetwear
"Parton me," but my social calendar is officially booked solid. For the introverts who treat their energy like a strict quarterly budget, this graphic tee delivers the ultimate corporate-style excuse with a massive side of attitude. Featuring the hilarious slogan, "Parton me, I have already reached my social quota for the quarter," it's the perfect way to tell the world you're out of office—permanently.
Edgy Cyber Western Visual Mastery
Why blend in when you can completely shut down the conversation? This striking design breaks the mold with an incredibly detailed Cyberpunk Western / Heavy-Metal aesthetic. Centered around a stunning cyborg cowgirl shredding a guitar, the layout explodes with vibrant neon pink accents, electric green lightning, blazing flames, and aggressive metallic typography. It gives you immediate streetwear credibility while defending your peace.
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Funny Introvert T-Shirt
$27.99
Sale price
$27.99
Regular price
Corporate Boundaries Meet Heavy-Metal Streetwear
"Parton me," but my social calendar is officially booked solid. For the introverts who treat their energy like a strict quarterly budget, this graphic tee delivers the ultimate corporate-style excuse with a massive side of attitude. Featuring the hilarious slogan, "Parton me, I have already reached my social quota for the quarter," it's the perfect way to tell the world you're out of office—permanently.
Edgy Cyber Western Visual Mastery
Why blend in when you can completely shut down the conversation? This striking design breaks the mold with an incredibly detailed Cyberpunk Western / Heavy-Metal aesthetic. Centered around a stunning cyborg cowgirl shredding a guitar, the layout explodes with vibrant neon pink accents, electric green lightning, blazing flames, and aggressive metallic typography. It gives you immediate streetwear credibility while defending your peace.
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |